Kloak Candles

“Hand-poured soy wax candles with attitude — funny, rude & relatable gifts made in Bournemouth, UK.”

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  • Live Laugh Leave Me Alone Candle - hand-poured soy wax candles

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  • I Fing Love Vegans Candle

    I Fing Love Vegans Candle

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  • In this house, we hate the tories candle

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  • Pumpkin, Bat & Ghost Halloween Candle

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  • Resting Witch Face Halloween Candle: Soy Wax Autumn Home Decor

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  • Dead Inside Halloween Candle - Boo Basket Gifts

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  • Spooky Season Soy Candle: Halloween Home Decor, Autumn Scent

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  • Trick or Treat Halloween Candle

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  • Hot Ghoul Summer Halloween Candle

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  • Boo You Funny Halloween Candle

    Boo You Funny Halloween Candle

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  • Crazy Cat Lady Candle

    Crazy Cat Lady Candle

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  • Eau de Crusty Old Man Candle

    Eau de Crusty Old Man Candle

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  • Smells Like Your Ex's Tears Candle

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  • Hot Girls Have IBS Candle - Funny Candles for Her

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  • Sagging but Still Gagging Funny Birthday Candle

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  • Lost in the Middle of Lidl Candle

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  • Itty Bitty Titty Committee Candle

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  • Dump Him Candle - Funny Candle for that Toxic Relationship

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  • You'll Do Candle: Valentine's Gift Ideas

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  • I Love My Adult Dummy Funny Vape Candle

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  • Santa Isn't Real Candle: Funny Christmas Stocking Filler, Secret Santa Gift

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  • F Off I'm Reading Funny Candle for Book Lovers

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  • Chicks Before D-cks Candle

    Chicks Before D-cks Candle

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  • Wipe Your Arse Funny Candle for the Bathroom

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  • Obligatory Joint Birthday & Christmas Present Candle

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  • W Anchor Funny Rude Candle with Nautical Theme

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  • New House Candle: Don't Ask Me to Help You Move

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  • Congrats on your New Home! Funny Candle for a Housewarming Gift

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  • Scorpio Season Candle: Soy Wax Candles for Scorpio's

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  • Scorpio Smells Like the Eye of the Storm Candle

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  • I Love MILFs Candle: Handmade Soy Wax Funny Gift

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  • Big Spoon Soy Wax Candle

    Big Spoon Soy Wax Candle

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  • Little Spoon Candle: Handmade Soy Wax Gift Set for Girlfriend

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  • Pasta La Vista Funny Candle: Handmade Soy Wax Foodie Gift

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  • Hot Girls Poo Too Candle: Funny Bathroom Candles

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  • Cheese Lover Candle: Funny Gifts for Foodies

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  • Incorrect Opinions and Great Tits Candle

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  • Mortgage W-nker Funny Candle: Housewarming Gift

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  • Silently Correcting Your Grammar Candle

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  • Smells Like An-l Beads Candle

    Smells Like An-l Beads Candle

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  • Smells Like Grandad's Farts Candle

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  • Seasonal Depression Candle

    Seasonal Depression Candle

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  • Basic Secret Santa Gift Candle

    Basic Secret Santa Gift Candle

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  • You're An A-hole Love from Secret Santa Candle

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  • I Googled Secret Santa Gifts and this was the top listing Candle

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  • Personality Hire Candle: Funny Secret Santa Gift

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  • Smells Like Left Over Chinese Candle

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  • 96% of People Regret the Christmas Party Candle

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  • I Love Slags Cheeky Candle

    I Love Slags Cheeky Candle

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  • His Side Candle: Soy wax candle for his side of the bed

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  • Her Side Candle: Soy wax candle for her side of the bed

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  • Gluten Doesn't Love Me Candle: Funny candles for coeliacs

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  • Spread Those Pages... Funny Candle for Book Lovers

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  • Lactose Intolerant Easter Present Candle

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  • In My Cleansing Era Self-Care Candle

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  • Fuck Off I'm W-nking Candle

    Fuck Off I'm W-nking Candle

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  • F Off I m Reading Smut Candle, Funny gifts for book lovers

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  • Eat Your Girl Out Candle: Funny Soy Wax Candles

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  • Oh Hey Boomer Candle - Funny Candles for Nostalgia

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  • Brains are the New Tits Candle

    Brains are the New Tits Candle

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