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Rude sweary coffeespoon, Just F-ckoffee

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Rude sweary coffeespoon, Just F-ckoffee

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This item will be posted to you by Looney Spoons within 3 days of receiving payment.

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Artists are magpies... here is a shop full of shiny things, many of which are hand stamped with words that have caught my eye or my ear as I encountered them, and which I've carried away to add to my creative nest.
(Although of course I've tried very hard to avoid infringing anybody's copyright, trademark or intellectual property - please do let me know if I have inadvertently failed!)
If you have a favourite phrase, saying or out-of-copyright quotation and it isn't already here somewhere, just get in touch (there is a red 'contact' link at the top of this shop homepage) to commission a personalised spoon.

You have 14 days, from receipt, to notify the seller if you wish to cancel your order or exchange an item.

Unless faulty, the following types of items are non-refundable: items that are personalised, bespoke or made-to-order to your specific requirements; items which deteriorate quickly (e.g. food), personal items sold with a hygiene seal (cosmetics, underwear) in instances where the seal is broken; digital items.

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Hands up: who remembers 'The High Life'? The immortal moment where the innocent question 'You for coffee?' comes out sounding like something very rude... anyway it was the inspiration for the wording on this coffee spoon, which is indubitably very rude. It's around 12cm long, it has an ornate 'Kings Pattern' scrolly handle, it's got a few dings and spots in its silver plating and it's probably Victorian in age.

Perfect for cheering you up at coffeetime when your colleagues are driving you bonkers. Or as an anonymous 'secret santa' when you've drawn the office idiot. Or for 'accidentally' putting on the saucer of a visiting relative you can't stand... The possibilities are many, varied and entertaining!

You will receive the spoon (not the 2p, that's just for scale) shown in the photos. Note it's antique, pre-owned and used. Wash (preferably by hand) before first use. A spot of silver polish now and again will give it a bit of a shine.

Yes I do make spoons to order so I can put the boss's name on one if you like - just drop me a message, there's a 'contact' link right at the top of the shop homepage under the banner.

Designed by Lynn Davy in Dorset

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